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              The well known added variation to a blowjob in which a broad hums her
              favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick
              will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Hunter Gatherer</b><br />
              You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much
              self-explanatory.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Indian Cock Burn</b><br />
              While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if
              she was trying to give you an Indian burn.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Jedi Mind Trick</b><br />
              When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm
              NOT fucking you".<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Jelly Donut</b><br />
              Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the
              nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance
              to a jelly donut.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Juanita Special Bean Dip</b><br />
              While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into
              her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your
              brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the
              full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Kennebunkport Surprise</b><br />
              The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam
              chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs
              while eating her out.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Kick-Fucking</b><br />
              The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the
              ass.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Landshark</b><br />
              The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs
              spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She
              might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to
              avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked,
              walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises
              them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins
              chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy
              sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding,
              and rams her dead square in the ass.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Lorena Bobbit</b><br />
              Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core
              booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start
              violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his
              dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for
              a drive and then toss it out the window.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Menthol</b><br />
              The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a
              numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly
              feeling on your cock.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Mellon Dive</b><br />
              Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Monkey Wrench</b><br />
              When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks
              you off.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Monroe Transfer</b><br />
              When you and your partner connect each other's assholes with a tube. One
              defecates through the tube, thus transferring the turds to the rectum of
              the other.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Moped</b><br />
              A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know
              what I mean.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Mork</b><br />
              Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork &amp; Mindy, stick your pinky and
              ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her
              cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a
              Nanoo-Nanoo!)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Moses</b><br />
              A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the
              Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Motorboat</b><br />
              While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit,
              thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Muff Teaser</b><br />
              Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your
              stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a
              banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and
              finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without
              saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish
              bitch again.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Mung</b><br />
              Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since
              death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal
              opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff
              that comes out as you can in your mouth.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Mushy Biscuit</b><br />
              This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and
              your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight
              circle around the food item and proceed to jerk off all over it. Last one
              to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food.<br />
              <br />
               <b>New Jersey Meat-Hook</b><br />
              The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner
              while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most
              effective from behind.<br />
              <br />
               <b>New York Style Taco</b><br />
              Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box.
              Happy trails.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Nixon</b><br />
              A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your
              signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm
              not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those
              with a modicum of decorum.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Oyster</b><br />
              A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's
              testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting
              the tramp munch on them.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pasadena Mudslide</b><br />
              This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman
              while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland
              Steamer.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pattycake</b><br />
              While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching
              some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This
              makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of
              watching your friend blow his load.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Paying The Rent</b><br />
              A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders,
              while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs ferociously.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich</b><br />
              Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm
              Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pearl Necklace</b><br />
              Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes
              on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever
              shit.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Pig Roast</b><br />
              While you're plugging some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or
              the funhole, pick your poison) she's blowing your best friend's cock at the
              same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit. Very Similar to Chinese Finger
              Cuffs.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pink Glove</b><br />
              Hate when this happens. Every so often a girl is not wet enough during sex.
              When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks
              to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Pirate's Treasure</b><br />
              While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After
              you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!",
              like a pirate.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Plating</b><br />
              Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your partners face, then shit on
              it. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come you
              don't see that on any Dawn commercials.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Popcorn Trick</b><br />
              First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Buy a
              tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the
              bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the
              bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch.
              When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered
              popcorn?<br />
              <br />
               <b>Puerto Rican Fog Bank</b><br />
              While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly
              into her nostrils.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Purple Mushroom</b><br />
              This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis
              in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting
              impression similar to a purple mushroom.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Queef</b><br />
              A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing happens when
              air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting
              kind of a sound while that air is released.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Ram</b><br />
              When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in
              a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper
              penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile sensitivity.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Rear Admiral</b><br />
              An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners
              standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent
              over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her
              forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much
              fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can
              bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your
              hands to grab onto her hips<br />
              <br />
               <b>Red Wings</b><br />
              Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while
              discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and earn your red wings
              soldier!<br />
              <br />
               <b>Resuscitation</b><br />
              When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake.
              Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips.
              When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to
              man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless
              nights.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Roddy Piper</b><br />
              When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and
              knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim,
              you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have
              to break into the morgue again.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Rodeo</b><br />
              Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind.
              At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several
              buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy.
              Yee Haw!<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Rose Creeper</b><br />
              Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's
              neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin
              as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for
              some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin
              to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming
              nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Rusty Trombone</b><br />
              This is what happens when you've got a less then respectable female (AKA
              be-yatch) tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles her tongue as she does the
              reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, thus
              mimicking a trombone player.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Sandbag</b><br />
              Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and
              engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion,
              remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang
              away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and
              prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and
              run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and
              knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring
              break season.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Screwnicorn</b><br />
              When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at
              her partner like a crazed unicorn.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Seatbelt</b><br />
              While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the
              fruitcake on the bottom.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Shirley Temple</b><br />
              Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Shocker</b><br />
              When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and
              pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty
              finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger
              a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a.
              Smoking the Pinky.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Shop Vac</b><br />
              When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all)
              into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Shrimping</b><br />
              The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Skiing</b><br />
              While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks
              them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Slumpbuster</b><br />
              When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most
              disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will
              break up a slump.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Snerd Nurgling</b><br />
              The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower
              intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the
              expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...<br />
              <br />
               <b>Snoodling</b><br />
              When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of
              another homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much
              free time. Can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, "You
              Snoodler!"<br />
              <br />
               <b>Snowball</b><br />
              Ah yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens
              when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Another definition
              is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss
              with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty
              broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if
              it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses
              off at you.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Snuff</b><br />
              Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe
              your bloody member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to
              your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Stranger</b><br />
              Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you
              the feeling of a hand job from someone else.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Stranger On The Rocks</b><br />
              Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then jerking off.
              Spanken not stirred.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Strangers In The Night</b><br />
              When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should know how by
              now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job
              from someone else, from someone else.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Stingy Nut</b><br />
              When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and
              jerk off all over her ass.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Sud N' Fud</b><br />
              When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind
              of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop
              asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your
              handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you
              prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Surfing</b><br />
              This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of
              her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off
              balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding
              the ultimate wave.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Swimmer's Ear</b><br />
              When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you
              remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill
              her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an
              infection.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tea Bag</b><br />
              To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat
              over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and
              out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up
              yoga exercise.<br />
              <br />
               <b>3-Eyed Turtle</b><br />
              Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in
              ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Tortoise</b><br />
              When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got
              there before the hair (hare) did.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tossing Salad</b><br />
              A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help
              of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil,
              etc.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tropical Wind</b><br />
              When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break
              wind.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tuna Melt</b><br />
              You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be
              that time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale
              spews tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Twisted Sister</b><br />
              Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp
              wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you
              to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is
              in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema of your life. Now
              that's some great S&amp;M fun.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Vegetarian Hot Lunch</b><br />
              A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a piece of saran
              wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no
              actual contact with waste product occurs.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Wake Up Call</b><br />
              Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You
              then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion.
              The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the
              sort happened in the morning. E.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your
              back?"<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Walrus</b><br />
              After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips
              together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the
              sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Western Grip</b><br />
              When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing
              towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence,
              western.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Westside Glaze</b><br />
              Same as the eastside glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands on the left
              side of her face.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Woody Woodpecker</b><br />
              When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Zombie Mask</b><br />
              While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore,
              tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little
              eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good
              week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary
              state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around
              the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.<br />
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              The well known added variation to a blowjob in which a broad hums her
              favorite tune while she sucks away. The vibrations felt against your dick
              will most definitely produce a healthy orgasm.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Hunter Gatherer</b><br />
              You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much
              self-explanatory.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Indian Cock Burn</b><br />
              While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if
              she was trying to give you an Indian burn.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Jedi Mind Trick</b><br />
              When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm
              NOT fucking you".<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Jelly Donut</b><br />
              Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the
              nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance
              to a jelly donut.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Juanita Special Bean Dip</b><br />
              While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into
              her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your
              brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the
              full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Kennebunkport Surprise</b><br />
              The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam
              chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs
              while eating her out.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Kick-Fucking</b><br />
              The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the
              ass.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Landshark</b><br />
              The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs
              spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She
              might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to
              avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked,
              walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises
              them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins
              chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy
              sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding,
              and rams her dead square in the ass.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Lorena Bobbit</b><br />
              Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core
              booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start
              violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his
              dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for
              a drive and then toss it out the window.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Menthol</b><br />
              The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a
              numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly
              feeling on your cock.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Mellon Dive</b><br />
              Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Monkey Wrench</b><br />
              When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks
              you off.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Monroe Transfer</b><br />
              When you and your partner connect each other's assholes with a tube. One
              defecates through the tube, thus transferring the turds to the rectum of
              the other.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Moped</b><br />
              A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know
              what I mean.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Mork</b><br />
              Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork &amp; Mindy, stick your pinky and
              ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her
              cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a
              Nanoo-Nanoo!)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Moses</b><br />
              A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the
              Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Motorboat</b><br />
              While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit,
              thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Muff Teaser</b><br />
              Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your
              stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a
              banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and
              finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without
              saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish
              bitch again.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Mung</b><br />
              Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since
              death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal
              opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff
              that comes out as you can in your mouth.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Mushy Biscuit</b><br />
              This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and
              your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight
              circle around the food item and proceed to jerk off all over it. Last one
              to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food.<br />
              <br />
               <b>New Jersey Meat-Hook</b><br />
              The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner
              while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most
              effective from behind.<br />
              <br />
               <b>New York Style Taco</b><br />
              Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box.
              Happy trails.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Nixon</b><br />
              A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your
              signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm
              not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those
              with a modicum of decorum.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Oyster</b><br />
              A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's
              testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting
              the tramp munch on them.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pasadena Mudslide</b><br />
              This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman
              while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland
              Steamer.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pattycake</b><br />
              While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching
              some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This
              makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of
              watching your friend blow his load.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Paying The Rent</b><br />
              A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders,
              while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs ferociously.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich</b><br />
              Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm
              Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pearl Necklace</b><br />
              Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes
              on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever
              shit.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Pig Roast</b><br />
              While you're plugging some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or
              the funhole, pick your poison) she's blowing your best friend's cock at the
              same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit. Very Similar to Chinese Finger
              Cuffs.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Pink Glove</b><br />
              Hate when this happens. Every so often a girl is not wet enough during sex.
              When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks
              to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Pirate's Treasure</b><br />
              While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After
              you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!",
              like a pirate.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Plating</b><br />
              Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your partners face, then shit on
              it. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come you
              don't see that on any Dawn commercials.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Popcorn Trick</b><br />
              First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Buy a
              tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the
              bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the
              bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch.
              When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered
              popcorn?<br />
              <br />
               <b>Puerto Rican Fog Bank</b><br />
              While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly
              into her nostrils.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Purple Mushroom</b><br />
              This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis
              in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting
              impression similar to a purple mushroom.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Queef</b><br />
              A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing happens when
              air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting
              kind of a sound while that air is released.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Ram</b><br />
              When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in
              a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper
              penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile sensitivity.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Rear Admiral</b><br />
              An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners
              standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent
              over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her
              forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much
              fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can
              bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your
              hands to grab onto her hips<br />
              <br />
               <b>Red Wings</b><br />
              Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while
              discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and earn your red wings
              soldier!<br />
              <br />
               <b>Resuscitation</b><br />
              When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake.
              Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips.
              When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to
              man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless
              nights.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Roddy Piper</b><br />
              When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and
              knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim,
              you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have
              to break into the morgue again.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Rodeo</b><br />
              Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind.
              At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several
              buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy.
              Yee Haw!<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Rose Creeper</b><br />
              Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's
              neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin
              as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for
              some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin
              to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming
              nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Rusty Trombone</b><br />
              This is what happens when you've got a less then respectable female (AKA
              be-yatch) tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles her tongue as she does the
              reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, thus
              mimicking a trombone player.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Sandbag</b><br />
              Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and
              engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion,
              remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang
              away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and
              prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and
              run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and
              knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring
              break season.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Screwnicorn</b><br />
              When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at
              her partner like a crazed unicorn.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Seatbelt</b><br />
              While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the
              fruitcake on the bottom.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Shirley Temple</b><br />
              Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Shocker</b><br />
              When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and
              pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty
              finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger
              a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a.
              Smoking the Pinky.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Shop Vac</b><br />
              When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all)
              into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Shrimping</b><br />
              The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Skiing</b><br />
              While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks
              them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Slumpbuster</b><br />
              When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most
              disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will
              break up a slump.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Snerd Nurgling</b><br />
              The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower
              intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the
              expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...<br />
              <br />
               <b>Snoodling</b><br />
              When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of
              another homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much
              free time. Can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, "You
              Snoodler!"<br />
              <br />
               <b>Snowball</b><br />
              Ah yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens
              when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Another definition
              is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss
              with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty
              broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if
              it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses
              off at you.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Snuff</b><br />
              Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe
              your bloody member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to
              your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Stranger</b><br />
              Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you
              the feeling of a hand job from someone else.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Stranger On The Rocks</b><br />
              Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then jerking off.
              Spanken not stirred.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Strangers In The Night</b><br />
              When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should know how by
              now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job
              from someone else, from someone else.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Stingy Nut</b><br />
              When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and
              jerk off all over her ass.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Sud N' Fud</b><br />
              When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind
              of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop
              asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your
              handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you
              prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Surfing</b><br />
              This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of
              her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off
              balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding
              the ultimate wave.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Swimmer's Ear</b><br />
              When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you
              remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill
              her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her an
              infection.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tea Bag</b><br />
              To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat
              over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and
              out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up
              yoga exercise.<br />
              <br />
               <b>3-Eyed Turtle</b><br />
              Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in
              ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Tortoise</b><br />
              When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got
              there before the hair (hare) did.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tossing Salad</b><br />
              A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help
              of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil,
              etc.)<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tropical Wind</b><br />
              When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break
              wind.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Tuna Melt</b><br />
              You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be
              that time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale
              spews tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Twisted Sister</b><br />
              Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp
              wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you
              to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is
              in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema of your life. Now
              that's some great S&amp;M fun.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Vegetarian Hot Lunch</b><br />
              A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a piece of saran
              wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no
              actual contact with waste product occurs.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Wake Up Call</b><br />
              Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You
              then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion.
              The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the
              sort happened in the morning. E.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your
              back?"<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Walrus</b><br />
              After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips
              together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the
              sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Western Grip</b><br />
              When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing
              towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use, hence,
              western.<br />
              <br />
               <b>Westside Glaze</b><br />
              Same as the eastside glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands on the left
              side of her face.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Woody Woodpecker</b><br />
              When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.<br />
              <br />
               <b>The Zombie Mask</b><br />
              While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore,
              tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little
              eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good
              week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary
              state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around
              the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.<br />
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