Mo's Guide to Massage

Let me start with the my usual disclaimer that this is second hand information (sorry for the pun).

So, let's start with:

1. U and I. It's located on 1st Ave. (across the park) behind the Shell gas station. Just walk down the alley and go inside. From what I've heard, they have 4 or 5 ladies all on the wrong side of 28. The rooms are grotty and there's no toilet. There is no hot water. With that said, the ladies all give good massages and know how to end the procedure. Basic massage is P250 and the tip for the top off is up to you. I've heard that many guys give them around P300.

2. Liberty: This little known Gem is something to avoid unless you want to experience something as different as it gets. It's located behind the police box on MacArthur Hwy. half way between Fields Ave. and 1st Avenue. No showers, etc. Basic service P150. Who the hell knows how much to tip.

3. Pattayaland: A little way up Real St. from Kokomo's. There are only two ladies working, but they are the very best in all aspects of their job. 

4. Roman: Located 1 block past Johnnies on MacArthur and just up the street, it's one of the higher class massage parlors. They have a Thai style fishbowl, but during the day you're going to have to pick your attendant from a photo album. What you get is not always what you think you're gonna get. Price varies from P400 up based upon the quality of the room you want. If your goal is some short term gratification, a regular room should be just fine.

5. Moving West on Fields. Next to Good Time Bar is a place that's been open for several months. Upscale rooms. Quality of the staff varies. Basic service P700. Got to wonder how they're going to do it. The staff number goes up and down from 1 to ???

6. Rumours: Located across from the Vegas Hotel. I think that it's the same owners as the place next to Good Times. The staff are seasoned. Price for basic service P700.

7. Oasis Hotel: Not part of the hotel but located next door is a nice 'health club'. You'll need to do the photo thingie again and you'll need to take the proper precautions about what you see is not always what you get. The good news is that the rooms are excellent and clean. Price is P400 and extras services tend to be on the high side. Be ready to negotiate but remember to smile.

8. Japanese/water bath massage: Going out of Kokomo's, turn right on Fields Ave. and about half way between Santos St. and MacArthur you'll see a sign for a Japanese massage. They scrub you from your rooter to your tooter and toes as well. The massage is good to fair. The bath is interesting because they've got a sub woofer attached to the tub and it vibrates the hell out of the water. Staff are usually pretty inexperienced but fun. Price P100 - 400 depending on the room. I think you can have multiple attendants.

9. Straight massages. And these are 100% straight. For the life of me I can never remember the name of this place, but it's located at the second floor balcony in the corner of the small shopping center at the corner of Fields and MacArthur. Reports are that the massage is excellent. You'll be in a large room with 4 other beds and there is no chance you're going to get anything other than the massage. P150.

10. Blind Massage: There are two that I know about. One is located up by the VFW on Santol Rd. It's been awhile since I've been there and it may not be open. The other is a little harder to find. Go down Fields to MacArthur, turn right and go to Johnnies. Cross MacArthur and about half way down that little street on the left side is the blind massage. They are known for giving excellent massages for about P150.

There are probably a couple more, but beats the hell out of me where to find them.