Angeles City Bars - Philippines

LaBamba: This is one of my favorite bars and has been since its opening in 1994. Nicely laid out with comfortable seating close to the dancers. The management keeps the stage packed with some of the best girls in town. This bar may not be a good choice for the timid. The girls can be aggressive in soliciting drinks and at times are outright pushy. It doesn't bother me, but some guys don't like it. One time I was chatting up one of my favorite cherry dancers and buying her drinks. There were two very attractive girls dancing on the stage in front of me and I invited them down for drinks. One got right on my lap, facing me, and started rubbing herself up and down. The other one was reaching into my pants and the girls were both saying, "sandwich, sandwich." These were two of the prettiest girls in town. One thing to keep in mind is that these top-shelf girls usually only do the short tour, meaning that they won't be sticking around for breakfast. "LaBamba is by far my favorite club. Always good looking girls and great attitudes." LasRobos. "I believe this place had the nicest selection of ladies. The dancers were top-rate." Sarisin. "I think it is still the best bar in Angeles. All the girls and staff are extremely friendly. However I took two different tour guides out of there and they both made excuses to leave after only a short tour of duty. I was quite surprised and hope that this is not going to be the trend here. (I had four other tour guides from different bars and they all did the long tour as expected). I will avoid this bar from now on on future trips." Bubba. "I Bf'd 6 girls from LB during my 2 stays and had not one runner. All were VERY enjoyable in and out the bedside and very reluctant to leave the next morning/afternoon. I avoid the high flyers like Ms.PI2000 or Victoria (every time I entered LB she jumped at me) which are also present in LB. I takes me a coupla minutes to see through their tactics and concentrate on the real cuties which are abundant in LB." Freddy. "I don't even think I went in Labamba last trip. I don't like anything about the bar. Funny thing is the owner seems to be a nice guy. I don't like the lay out. I always get a pan-git girl in my face and won't leave me alone. The only bar worse is the Welcome Inn. I don't want a neck massage from an old waitress trying to get a ladies drink." Bill. "I don't like hard core LD pressure and I have gotten it every time when I was in there. I realize in every bar you are going to get some kind of LD pressure but there is a limit and at La Bamba they go over that limit." WallyWorld. "The bar set up is just a scam to have you by ladies drinks for non cherry cherry girls. The bar changed to this policy Aug 1,1999. Yes there are one or two girls who do not rip you off but that is also a part of the scam, after all someone wins the lottery but 1 out of 2,000,000. La Bamba is great if you like to give your money away to leaches who move to the next fool when your money is gone. They are perhaps the best con artists in the world. You have better chances of a fair game playing cards with trike drivers." devil. "LaBamba is small inside, good aircon, and a lot of girls. Most of them good looking and ALL of them friendly. Very friendly staff and everyone was having a great time. Always saw nothing but smiles of all my buddies' faces in this place." WizardzSpl (01/2002). "What happened to all the pretty girls? It's like somebody kidnapped them all. This used to be my favorite early-afternoon place. They had many beauties before who could really move on stage. Now the girls are just shifting their feet. Mamasan is friendly, but needs to regain her eyesight when hiring girls. Papasan parked permanently in the far right corner booth isn't helping things." Norman Gluck (10/2002). "By far, the best place to start your barhopping. By 5pm there are 5 hot girls working here. No fat girls at all. Young, slim and friendly. The best of the small bars for talent, including Champagne." blazers (02/2004)

La Pasha (formerly Shamrock, Irish Pub): Open 01/07/2005. "Used to be The Irish Pub, directly across from Blue Fox/La Bamba." Beau Brummel (01/2005). "The new club appears to be an excellent set-up for the purpose and congratulations to the owner on a job well done. It is opposite Kokomo's and on the left of Lancelot." wayneus (01/2005). "La Pasha had a nice selection but, like most clubs, only a few real lookers. They were doing a brisk business too." Tomkat2000 (02/2005). "Best bar." Bubba (03/2005)

Las Vegas (formerly Abbey Road): William leased the long vacant Abbey Road, rumor says for $500/mo., and did an extensive remodel. It opened on March 17, 2001 and got off to a bad start, but is now one of the top bars in town. Remodeled again in 2003. Sold to Koreans in 2005. "This is one hot bar. It outshines anything ever done in AC. It could just as easily be a trendy restaurant or disco. The layout reminds me a lot of Pick Up without the tacky decor. Round dance stage in the middle with the lights suspended from the ceiling. The artwork is fantastic and the memorabilia nostalgic. Kudos to Daddy William." Mo (12/2003)

Lollipop: Currently located on Field Avenue next to Gecko's. EWR P1300. "Now next thing I know I'm standing in front of Lollipop, and its like a magnetic force drawing me in, and who am I to resist such a force, so in I go. First person I see is Mo, well I had talked to him earlier and he had remarked about the great looking girls at Lollipop, man was that an understatement, there were wall to wall beautiful young girls everywhere, the music was cranked and the whole place was in party mode." (11/2004). "Lollipop, wow! Had five girls with me sitting in the corner taking turns playing with my aching member and putting tits in my mouth. Bought them all a round of drinks and papasan (Robert) sent me over a beer and told me about the SOB. Class act this guy was!" jharryo (04/2005)

Lancelot (formerly Volcano): The Volcano without the big tree. "So I decide I'm going to check out Lancelot. Outside of the place looks pretty good. So I'm thinking to myself if the outside looks good, the inside should look the same (including the girls). I walked in there and looked on stage. I was so disappointed. 80% of the girls that were on stage did not have the bodies to be wearing those outfits they were wearing. Honestly here were a few who didn't not even need to be there, to tell you the truth. I ordered a beer thinking hey, maybe the good ones haven't arrived yet. Well I got about half way through that beer and couldn't take it anymore and left." stevenj (08/2003). "Very nice decorated but the girls.... my gosh, whats the point in renovate places for lots of pesos but have horses there to dance." wintertime (09/2003)

Limited Edition: "A relatively new bar, opened up next door to where Lightning Jacks was (now closed, I hope Harro heals soon). Have been there three times. No door girls, only one security guard who always seems to have one or two Filipino male friends crouching seated beside him. Not any complaint - just "different". The dancers, about one dozen I noticed, were not at all in my personal taste of body shape, but some of the faces were ok. The waitresses are older (25 plus) and not especially hot-looking as well. Just pointing out my personal opinion. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but make no mistake - there are no beauties in this place - YET ! On my most recent visit - the third one, there is one waitress there who is about 20, has an absolutely awsome fit body - the only good one in the place. The face is nothing to write home about, but she is definately do-able if the lights are out. The only drawback is her personality. Very dry and relatively lacking any of the famous sweetness of the Filipinas. I played three games of pool on their beautiful table with the girl. She was quite good at pool - actually very good - an excellent pool partner." Norman (09/2003)

Lipstick (formerly Wing Walkers): "I'm sorry to say that this place has ran its coarse. even though short lived..there where only 5 girls dancing and about 10 girls sitting on thier ass and about 10 waitresses hoving around as if they where waiting for a bus..for such a large bar with beautiful decor, its a pity that the management cant seem to get this bar happening as i feel it has great potential.. as we arrived we where greated by 3 door girls..one didnt want to smile in fear her face may crack and the other two where quite overwieght and wearing the most ludicrus pink jumpsuits that only made the largeness even more prominent.. after only five minutes inside i could see all us guys where quickly demolishing our first beer with the intension of moving out as quick as possible.. im sorry to say this about any bar..but shit, i won't be back." (11/2004). "OK Kiki, we will go to Lipstick" LATER.. "It's busy in here, Popo, but the girls are not so pretty. Why do they all have wrinkles and scars on their fat bellies?" "That's because they all seem to have had a few babies, Kiki. The owner is Mr. Ray Kelly, he is very kind, and he always likes to help out poor, fat, ugly girls. That's why Flamingo, Viper Room, Jungle, Kitten Club, and this one are always full of them." Chimp Bros (02/2005)