Stuck in a relationship? Get out of it the FUN way!

I've been where you are. It may feel like YOU are trapped at the moment, but in reality, you are as free as a butterfly if you follow the Tourist Bob methodology. Think of this sort of as the Boy Scout Merit Badge program.

Try this:

"Honey Ko, you know I love you. We've been together two months now, and since you are just **teen, that is a long time!

Now, I need our relationship to grow.

Please, would you...

1. Give me a blowjob (once completed...)

2. Please let me come on your face (once completed...)

3. Please let me fuck your tits (assuming she has some, if not, move to next badge)

4. Please let me fuck you up the arse (once completed...)

5. Please bring a beautiful friend home by 8 pm tomorrow for a threesome (once completed...)

6. Please do my laundry while I am drilling you over the laundry tub and while your girlfriend is licking my behind.

If she hasn't left you by the time you get to #6, you have two choices:

a) Marry her

b) Send her to me

Either way, you should be out of your current, boring situation.

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Bob